{"id":2286,"date":"2016-08-20T00:47:47","date_gmt":"2016-08-20T00:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demo.leafcolor.com\/sportcenter\/event\/widget-corp\/"},"modified":"2016-08-20T00:47:47","modified_gmt":"2016-08-20T00:47:47","slug":"widget-corp","status":"publish","type":"tribe_events","link":"https:\/\/wise-meet.com\/index.php\/evento\/widget-corp\/","title":{"rendered":"Widget Corp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! How did your brain even learn human speech? I&#8217;ve been under fire before. Well &#8230; I&#8217;ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. You&#8217;re welcome on my boat. God ain&#8217;t. Also? I can kill you with my brain. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Ten percent of nothin&#8217; is &#8230; let me do the math here &#8230; nothin&#8217; into nothin&#8217; &#8230; carry the nothin&#8217; &#8230; Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower &#8230; somewhat less attractive now that she&#8217;s all corpsified and gross. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s called &#8216;taking advantage.&#8217; It&#8217;s what gets you ahead in life. Whoa, this guy&#8217;s straight?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. If anyone gets nosy, just &#8230;you know &#8230; shoot &#8217;em. Shoot &#8217;em? Politely, of course. You&#8217;re welcome on my boat. God ain&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a hug, Michael. I&#8217;m hugging you. I don&#8217;t understand the question, and I won&#8217;t respond to it. There&#8217;s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! How did your brain even learn human speech? I&#8217;ve been under fire before. Well &#8230; I&#8217;ve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3635,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_tribe_events_status":"","_tribe_events_status_reason":"","footnotes":""},"tags":[],"tribe_events_cat":[41],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wise-meet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tribe_events\/2286"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wise-meet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tribe_events"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wise-meet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/tribe_events"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wise-meet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wise-meet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wise-meet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tribe_events\/2286\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wise-meet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wise-meet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wise-meet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2286"},{"taxonomy":"tribe_events_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wise-meet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tribe_events_cat?post=2286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}